How Embarrassing Can Sex Be?
What's your "never again" story? And are they as bad as the ones we mention?..
What's your "never again" story? And are they as bad as the ones we mention?..
When it comes to cringe-worthy stories, mishaps that happen between the sheets really do top the charts. Sex can be a lot of things, passionate, steamy and lustful but it can also turn awkward at the flick of a switch.
HERE ARE 8 TOE-CURLING SEX STORIES THAT YOU'LL WANT TO WISH WILL NEVER HAPPEN TO YOU...
Turns out his 'my shoulder just came out of joint' face is almost identical to his 'I'm about to come' face, so it was a couple of minutes and one orgasm (for me) later before I realised he was in a shitload of pain and starting to cry. I drove him straight to the hospital! Bad, bad day.’
- Sophie, 28
- Edel, 31
All I could think to say was, "you want one next?"
... I still feel like an idiot.’
- James, 21
I looked out of the window and saw my girlfriend’s son filling up a suspiciously shaped water balloon with the garden hose while the other neighbourhood kids gathered around. Thankfully, I got outside and grabbed the box of condoms before any of the adult neighbours could see!
- Richard, 36
The room suddenly got lighter, a very natural non-electric light. My eyes look up to see my mother, father and sister with a birthday cake, walking into the room singing happy birthday. I am balls deep in my girlfriend.
My parents sang to me while I was having sex!! At least Mum didn’t lean in with the cake and say, "OK, now BLOW!"'
- David, 25
- Rosie, 30
- Tom, 23
Do you have any embarrassing sex stories that need to be shared? We’d love to hear them. Email thesqueeze@press-london.com and don’t hold back on the deets!
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