Most of us have been there. Gone on a diet, only to put it all back on the moment we go off it. Ffs. There can only be one solution for such an issue.. and that's to never restrict your food in the first place. 

HERE ARE 30  REASONS WE THINK THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER GO ON A DIET... 

 

1. YOU WILL NEVER BE 'HANGRY'


2. IT'S TOTALLY LEGIT TO EAT CAKE EVERY DAY, ESPECIALLY AT BREAKFAST


3. YOU WON'T BE SALIVATING WHEN GBBO COMES ON


4. NO-ONE WILL JUDGE YOU WHEN YOU POLISH OFF A WHOLE TUB OF NUT BUTTER IN ONE SITTING


5. ORDERING 'GLUTEN-FREE, DAIRY-FREE' WHEAT FREE AND SUGAR FREE OPTIONS ON A MENU WILL NEVER BE AN ISSUE


6. YOU NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HAVING A BIKINI BODY


7. LEGGINGS ARE NOW AN ACCEPTABLE ITEM OF CLOTHING


8. AS ARE FOOD BABY CLOTHES


9. YOU WON'T BE EXCLUDED FROM DINNER PARTIES


10. PEOPLE WON'T JUDGE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT A VEGAN


11. ASHWAGANDA WILL NEVER BE ON YOUR SHOPPING LIST


12. DOES ANYONE EVEN KNOW WHAT ASHWAGANDA IS?


13. BOYS WILL FANCY YOU MORE


14. UNLESS THEY ENGAGE IN WEIRD EATING HABITS, AHEM.. PESCETARIANS


15. YOU WILL NEVER FEEL BAD ABOUT EATING MEAT OR FISH


16. WHO KNOWS, IN 50 YEARS WE MIGHT DISCOVER PLANTS HAVE FEELINGS TOO


17. YOUR METABOLISM WILL LOVE YOU


18. YOUR PARENTS WILL ALSO LOVE YOU


19. UNLESS YOU EAT ALL THE FOOD IN THE HOUSE, THEN THEY MIGHT STOP LOVING YOU


20. YOU CAN EAT PASTA INSTEAD OF COURGETTI


21. SPIRALISERS ARE A BITCH TO CLEAN


22. AND PASTA HAS A LONGER SHELF LIFE THAN A COURGETTE


23. MILKING NUTS WILL NEVER BE ON YOUR TO-DO LIST


24. AND SO THEY SHOULDN'T


25. YOU CAN EAT A FAMILY SIZED BAG OF POPCORN AT THE CINEMA


26. SHARING IS OVERRATED


27. NO-ONE WILL WANT TO EAT YOUR FOOD ANYWAY


28. YOU CAN FINISH A WHOLE MEAL IN AMERICA


29. AND LITERALLY DRINK LIKE A FISH


30. YOU CAN GO TO BED.. AND DO IT ALL AGAIN THE NEXT DAY!

 

Chloe Palmer, Editor 

 

 

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